This is a quick post to inform you of a major change in my life that I thought would never come.REally, you're not gonna believe it. I know you're all expecting major changes but this one is a doozie. Like, seriously, I'm not sure you'll be able to handle it. Really, I think you need to brace yourselves. Deep breaths, everyone.
REady???
I now eat (edit: LOVE) bananas!!! Why, I'm a regular banana FEIND!!! [FRIENDS: insert your lewd humor here, you sick b&*^%$es. FAMILY: ignore this comment altogether].
Yes, I now love bananas. The banana has been my nemesis since I was a wee babe but the kindy snack that I dole out every day has turned me to the dark side and I am now a banana-eater. Relax, mother, I'm now getting my potassium. Aren't you proud? Took me long enough, eh??!!!
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